Holee Cow | The Best Burgers in Cheltenham

Play the Chicken Road app to access a clean, mobile friendly version of the crash format with stable performance and fast real money rounds. The app delivers quick loading, responsive controls, and a transparent multiplier model that helps you plan safer cashouts. It works smoothly on modern Android and iOS devices, supports verified payouts through licensed operators, and maintains consistent round integrity for long sessions.

ABOUT US

Welcome to Holee Cow (A.K.A Holy Cow/Heavenly Cow/Cows with Holes/Wholy Cow…) We’re an independent burger restaurant, based just off Cheltenham’s High Street, serving the juiciest, naughtiest, sexiest, most beautiful burgers in all of Gloucestershire.

In 2017, we started our journey as part of the JM Social’s family. All of our burgers are made with South West Gloucestershire dry-aged longhorn beef. (Yup, that’s a mouthful)… Always free-roam. Our beef also holds a special PGI mark, meaning it’s from a protected area that is recognised especially for producing high quality food and drink.

For the all important finishing touches, all burgers are minced daily, then served in a fresh brioche bun and topped with sauces made in-house. They’re truly a thing of beauty.

Now we’re acquainted, feel free to peruse our takeaway or dine-in menu. And if you’re feeling like a (Holee) cowch potato 😉, we offer delivery service in and around Cheltenham.

LUNCH OFFER

Craving something delicious that won’t break the bank? Try our unbeatable lunch deal!

Choose between our legendary Holee Cow, the fiery Kim Jung Un, the crispy Spicy Clucker, or the plant-powered Holee Cowless. Pair it with skin-on fries or sweet potato fries—all for just £10!

Or, go for 6 wings and fries, also just £10. (Eat-in only)

Our Menu

BURGERS

FRIES

SIDES

SALADS

KIDS

ALLERGEN MENU

BURGERS

HOLEE COW  Single: 10.5 Double: 14.5 Smashed: 12.5
Brioche bun, beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato relish, gherkins, red onions, HC burger sauce

HOLEE COWLESS  Single: 10.5 Double: 14.5
Plant based beef patty, lettuce, gherkins, onions, vegan cheese, tomato relish, burger sauce

JACKY BEAN BAG V/V+  Single: 10.5 Double: 14.5
Brioche/vegan bun, spicy turtle bean patty, pickled jalapeño & tomatilla salsa, lettuce, spring onion, smoked paprika, pulled jack fruit, mixed / vegan cheese, red onion, gherkins

SMOKEY BACON & CHEESE  Single: 11.9 Double: 16.7 Smashed: 13.7
Brioche bun, beef patty, smoked applewood cheese
smoked streaky bacon, crispy onion, lettuce, gherkins, red onions, chipotle mayo - Ask to make me cowless

THE LAMBURGHINI  Single: 12.9 Double: 17.5
Brioche bun, lamb kofte patty, citrus red cabbage, harissa yoghurt, cucumber spaghetti, goat's cheese, lettuce, red onion, gherkins, mint sauce

PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE  Single: 12.9 Double: 17.5 Smashed: 14.9
Brioche bun, beef patty, American cheese, BBQ pulled pork, slaw, gherkins, lettuce, red onions, HC burger sauce

CHICKEN BURGERS

HOLEE CLUCKER  Single: 11 Double: 14.9
Seeded Brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken, shredded lettuce, mayo

KIM JONG-UN'S  Single: 11.5 Double: 15.5
Brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken breast, spicy miso glaze with toasted sesame, Korean hot mayo, pickled red cabbage, lettuce, red onions, spring onions

CHIM ME UP CLUCKER Single: 11 Double: 14.9
Seeded brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken, rocket, chimichurri, mayo, red onion

SPICY CLUCKER  Single: 11.5 Double: 15.5
Brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken breast, tossed in spicy buffalo hot sauce, lettuce, red onion, slaw and ranch dressing

YOU'RE BACON MY HEART  Single: 12.5 Double: 16.5
Seeded brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken, pickles, streaky bacon, aioli & lettuce

CLASSIC SPECIALS

ESCOBAR  Single: 12.9 Double: 17.5 Smashed: 14.9
Seeded brioche bun, beef patty, smoked applewood cheese, blackened Cajun onions, chorizo, lettuce, gherkins, chipotle mayo, guacamole

SANTO MARADONA  Single: 12.9 Double: 17.5 Smashed: 14.9
Seeded brioche bun, beef patty, American cheese, BBQ brisket, chimichuri, lettuce, gherkins, pickled red onions, chipotle mayo

TRUFFLE ME SOFTLY Single: 12.9 Double: 17.5 Smashed: 14.9             
Beef patty, rocket, red onion, sautéed mushroom truffle,
mozzarella and cheddar, bacon bits

FRIES

SWEET POTATO FRIES V+  4.7

LOADED SWEET POTATO FRIES  7.8
Pulled pork, jalapeño, spring onion, chipotle mayo

SKIN ON FRIES V+  4.7

LOADED SKIN ON FRIES  7.8
Pulled pork, jalapeño, spring onion, chipotle mayo

SPICY CHEESEY FRIES V  6.8
Crispy skin on fries, tossed in our spicy chipotle sauce, topped with cheese sauce and spring onion

BACON / FACON * CHEESEY FRIES V  6.8
Crispy skin on fries, topped with spring onion, crispy bacon, cheese sauce

TRUFFLE CHEESEY FRIES V  6.8
Crispy skin on fries mixed with parmesan, chives, smoked cheddar & black truffle oil

SIDES

TATER TOTS 6.8
Crispy little potato bites — crunchy on the outside,soft and fluffy inside, topped with crispy onions, cajun spice, served with gravy

MACARONI CHEESE BITES  6.8                         
Pasta tubes and spring onion in a gooey cheese sauce, breaded and deep fried

JERK BBQ CHICKEN WINGS / STRIPS  7.8              Buttermilk marinated fried chicken breast pieces / wings, tossed in Jerk BBQ sauce, topped with chives

BUFFALO WINGS / STRIPS  7.8
Buttermilk marinated wings, tossed in spicy buffalo hot sauce drizzled with blue cheese sauce

KIM JONG-UN WINGS / STRIPS  7.8
Buttermilk marinated chicken breast pieces / wings, tossed in our spicy miso glaze with toasted sesame, topped with spring onion

CRISPY JACKFRUIT WINGS  6.7
Crumbed, shredded jackfruit with Kim, Buffalo or Jerk Sauce

CLASSIC MAC & CHEESE 6.7
Macaroni cooked the classic way garnished with spring onions

TENDERS 6.5
Buttermilk-soaked fried chicken breast

SALADS

LEAN CLUCKER SALAD  12.5
Grilled Chicken breast, Mixed Greens, red onion, slaw, pickled red
cabbage, avocado, cucumber, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds. Balsamic dressing

HOLEE COW PATTY SALAD 12.5
Beef patty with melted cheese, Mixed Greens, red onion, slaw, pickled
red cabbage, avocado,cucumber, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds. Balsamic dressing

LAMB SLAM SALAD 13.5
Lamb patty, Mixed Greens, red onion, slaw, pickled red cabbage, avocado, cucumber, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds. Balsamic dressing

THE NO BULL BOWL 12.5
Falafel, Mixed Greens, red onion, slaw, pickled red cabbage,
avocado, cucumber, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds. Balsamic dressing

UDDER GREENS 8
Mixed Greens salad, red onion, slaw, pickled red cabbage,
avocado, cucumber, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds.
Balsamic dressing

HOMEMADE SAUCES  1.5
Chipotle mayo
Jerk BBQ sauce
Garlic mayo
Blue cheese sauce
Kim Jong-un sauce
Harissa yoghurt
Buffalo hot sauce
Ranch dressing
HC burger sauce
Korean mayo

KIDS

SWEETS  
Soft serve 4

KIDS MEAL DEAL   8.9
Recommended for under 8 years

PICK + MIX
Choose from:
Chicken Burger
Beef Burger
Chicken + Cheese Burger
Cheese Burger
All burgers are served with lettuce

Choose from:
Bean Burger V+
Fries
Mac & Cheese Bites

SWEETS  
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate, strawberry or caramel sauce

DRINKS 
Kids Milk shake -
strawberry, caramel
or chocolate
Apple, pineapple or orange juice