ABOUT US
Welcome to Holee Cow (A.K.A Holy Cow/Heavenly Cow/Cows with Holes/Wholy Cow…) We’re an independent burger restaurant, based just off Cheltenham’s High Street, serving the juiciest, naughtiest, sexiest, most beautiful burgers in all of Gloucestershire.
Now we’re acquainted, feel free to peruse our takeaway or dine-in menu. And if you’re feeling like a (Holee) cowch potato 😉, we offer delivery service in and around Cheltenham.
LUNCH OFFER
Craving something delicious that won’t break the bank? Try our unbeatable lunch deal!
Choose between our legendary Holee Cow, the fiery Kim Jung Un, the crispy Spicy Clucker, or the plant-powered Holee Cowless. Pair it with skin-on fries or sweet potato fries—all for just £10!
Or, go for 6 wings and fries, also just £10. (Eat-in only)
Our Menu
HOLEE COW Single: 10 Double: 14 Smashed: 12
Brioche bun, beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato relish, gherkins, red onions, HC burger sauce
HOLEE COWLESS Single: 10 Double: 14
Plant based beef patty, lettuce, gherkins, onions, vegan cheese, tomato relish, burger sauce
JACKY BEAN BAG V/V+ Single: 10 Double: 14
Brioche/vegan bun, spicy turtle bean patty, pickled jalapeño & tomatilla salsa, lettuce, spring onion, smoked paprika, pulled jack fruit, mixed / vegan cheese, red onion, gherkins
SPICY CLUCKER Single: 10.5 Double: 14.5
Brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken breast, tossed in spicy buffalo hot sauce, lettuce, red onion, slaw and ranch dressing
SMOKEY BACON & CHEESE Single: 11 Double: 15 Smashed: 13
Brioche bun, beef patty, smoked applewood cheese
smoked streaky bacon, crispy onion, lettuce, gherkins, red onions, chipotle mayo – Ask to make me cowless
KIM JONG-UN’S Single: 10.5 Double: 14.5
Brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken breast, spicy miso glaze with toasted sesame, Korean hot mayo, pickled red cabbage, lettuce, red onions, spring onions
THE LAMBURGHINI Single: 12 Double 16
Brioche bun, lamb kofte patty, citrus red cabbage, harissa yoghurt, cucumber spaghetti, goat’s cheese, lettuce, red onion, gherkins, mint sauce
PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE Single: 12 Double: 16 Smashed: 14
Brioche bun, beef patty, American cheese, BBQ pulled pork, slaw, gherkins, lettuce, red onions, HC burger sauce
CHICKEN BURGERS
HOLEE CLUCKER Single: 10.5 Double: 14.5
Seeded Brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken, shredded lettuce, mayo
YOU’RE BACON MY HEART Single: 11.5 Double: 15.5
Seeded brioche bun, buttermilk marinated fried chicken, pickles, streaky bacon, aioli & lettuce
CLASSIC SPECIALS
ESCOBAR Single: 12 Double: 16 Smashed: 14
Seeded brioche bun, beef patty, smoked applewood cheese, blackened Cajun onions, chorizo, lettuce, gherkins, chipotle mayo, guacamole
SANTO MARADONA Single: 12 Double: 16 Smashed: 14
Seeded brioche bun, beef patty, American cheese, BBQ brisket, chimichuri, lettuce, gherkins, pickled red onions, chipotle mayo
SWEET POTATO FRIES V+ 4.5
LOADED SWEET POTATO FRIES 7
Pulled pork, jalapeño, spring onion, chipotle mayo
SKIN ON FRIES V+ 4.5
LOADED SKIN ON FRIES 7
Pulled pork, jalapeño, spring onion, chipotle mayo
SPICY CHEESEY FRIES V 6
Crispy skin on fries, tossed in our spicy chipotle sauce, topped with cheese sauce and spring onion
BACON / FACON * CHEESEY FRIES V 6
Crispy skin on fries, topped with spring onion, crispy bacon, cheese sauce
TRUFFLE CHEESEY FRIES V 6
Crispy skin on fries mixed with parmesan, chives, smoked cheddar & black truffle oil
MACARONI CHEESE BITES V 6
Pasta tubes and spring onion in a gooey cheese sauce, breaded and deep fried
JERK BBQ CHICKEN STRIPS 7
Buttermilk marinated fried chicken breast pieces, tossed in Jerk BBQ sauce, topped with chives
BUFFALO WINGS/ STRIPS 7
Buttermilk marinated wings, tossed in spicy buffalo hot sauce drizzled with blue cheese sauce
KIM JONG-UN WINGS / STRIPS 7
Buttermilk marinated wings, tossed in our spicy miso glaze with toasted sesame, topped with spring onion
CRISPY JACKFRUIT WINGS 6
Crumbed, shredded
CLASSIC MAC & CHEESE 5
Macaroni cooked the classic way garnished with spring onions
TENDERS 6
buttermilk-soaked fried chicken breast
CREATE YOUR OWN SALAD 8
Lettuce, red onion, slaw, pickled red cabbage, avocado, cucumber, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds.
SALAD DRESSING
Choose from either Balsamic dressing or Homemade sauce.
CHOOSE A PROTEIN 4
Grilled Chicken Breast
Cheeseburger Patty
Lamb Kofte Patty
Falafels
KIDS MEAL DEAL 8
Recommended for under 8 years
PICK + MIX
Choose from:
Chicken Burger
Beef Burger
Cheese Burger
Bean Burger V+
Choose from:
Fries
Mac & Cheese Bites
SWEETS
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate, strawberry or caramel sauce
DRINKS
Apple or Orange Juice
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